someone fucking date me this isn’t funny anymore
bihateual: i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
sadsavior: do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it
oh-woah-dope: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
thealbinoweave: do you ever have so much to do that you just decide not to do any of it
oomshi: walking out of school on the last day like
zeonhime: the worst feeling about trying to draw is being a mediocre artist. You realize you’re not terrible and family and friends who have can’t draw at all tell you all the time how amazing you are, but you, as the artist, have seen what amazing really is and you realize that it isn’t you.
“how did you lose your virginity?”
skarvika: masturb88ting: does getting a septum piercing hurt? it hurts the people that care about you