now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation
now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.
yay henry selick
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
Our petunias are too much for you.
i forget how gay i am until i see a girl and then i’m kinda like oh right
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954)
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.